1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,210 [ Man Narrating ] Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig, 4 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,079 Hank Aaron, Mickey Mantle, 5 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,381 Al Kaline, Carl Yastrzemski, 6 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:51,552 Pete Rose, Barry Bonds, Cal Ripkin and a handful more... 7 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,521 are all considered to be the greatest hitters... 8 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,524 in baseball's celebrated history. 9 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,628 But this list would not be complete without one name in particular. 10 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,531 Tommy "Santa" Santorelli. 11 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,734 In the middle of his 19th and recently announced final season, 12 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,837 Tommy has been named to 11 all-star teams, 13 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,341 broken dozens of records, and seems destined for Cooperstown. 14 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:17,845 That is, if his ego doesn't get in the way. 15 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,249 From humble beginnings, Tommy Santorelli and his mother Sara... 16 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,352 moved to Southern California the summer Tommy turned 13. 17 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,754 It was there that Tommy began playing sandlot ball, 18 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:31,159 and let's just say he's always had a talent for the game. 19 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:34,528 It was with that July 4, 1976 catch... 20 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,432 that Tommy single-handedly won the all-city championship. 21 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,369 Unfortunately, shortly thereafter... 22 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,071 Tommy's mother lost a courageous battle with cancer, 23 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,073 and a local benefactor sent him... 24 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,777 to the legendary Baseball Academy St. Agnus Preparatory School. 25 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:53,514 It was there that he coined his own nickname-- "Santa." 26 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:58,919 His explanation? Simple. It was a gift for anyone to watch him play. 27 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,989 The loss of his mother affected him deeply, and some see this... 28 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,725 as the reason for Tommy's lack of loyalty to the list... 29 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,027 of major league teams he's been a part of. 30 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,497 Finishing his career where it started, 31 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,632 in his hometown of Los Angeles, 32 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,302 Tommy signed a three-year, multi-million-dollar deal... 33 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,338 with the Dodgers. 34 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,673 Though Tommy's numbers have been strong, 35 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:24,312 the Dodgers have suffered their worst losing streak in years. 36 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:28,449 - [ All Groan ] - Famed Dodger manager Benny Rodriguez explains: 37 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,685 Problem is, guys like Tommy don't play for the love of the game, 38 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,388 and that translates to the rest of the guys. 39 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:38,659 If the top earner don't care, why should they? 40 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,994 Now, these kids-- 41 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,197 They played because they loved playing. That's it. 42 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,200 No-- No money, no agents. 43 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,002 [ Chuckles ] No complaining. 44 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,104 Just the pure love of the game. 45 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:55,108 [ Sighs ] But ballplayers like them don't exist anymore. 46 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,311 In fact, the old sandlot doesn't even exist. 47 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,414 But yeah, they got it. 48 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,351 Now, I've known Tommy since he was a kid. 49 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,554 We grew up in the same town, and-- 50 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,822 I don't know, maybe it's 'cause I'm older than him. 51 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,659 But, uh, the sad thing is, 52 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,628 I could always tell-- he never got it. 53 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,798 What do I know? 54 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,201 I'm just an old, washed-up manger now anyhow. 55 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,304 Let's get some dirt on those uniforms, huh? 56 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,709 [ Woman ] So what do you think went wrong today, Santa? 57 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,178 What are you askin' me for? I went three for four. 58 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:34,147 Homered in the sixth, in case you didn't see that. Yeah, but you lost. 59 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,685 - No, sweetie. They lost. - Did you just call me sweetie? 60 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,753 Listen, I'm just trying to be friendly, sweetie. 61 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,691 Look. If these guys want to play like a bunch of losers, 62 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,226 there's nothing I can do to stop 'em okay? 63 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,996 So, Tommy, with this being your last season, 64 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,332 you must be looking back on your career a little bit. 65 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,335 - Some say you're getting out before the hammer falls. - What? 66 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,504 Any regrets? 67 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,839 Nope. None. Really? 68 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,842 What about that tell-all book written by your ex-fiancée, Judy Kroll-- 69 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,111 Sweetie? 70 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,847 Tommy, come on. What do you have to-- 71 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,295 Oh, it's a great day for baseball. 72 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,965 Yeah, and one of the last. 73 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,768 And I'll tell you what, boys. When Santa's gone, party's over. 74 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,371 You better cherish these days while they're here. 75 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,806 He's in a talkative mood today. 76 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,808 Yeah. Probably 'cause he's not under oath. 77 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,744 Yo, 26, what gives? 78 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,848 Uh, it's for the July 4 fireworks next week. 79 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,517 That's next week. What are they doin' in my yard today? 80 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:47,755 I don't know. That's just what I was told. 81 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,923 You know, I've been comin' here early for three years... 82 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,860 so this diva can have B.P. all to himself, 83 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,696 and he doesn't even know my name. Consider yourself lucky. 84 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,931 At least you're on a first-number basis with him. 85 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:01,435 - Right. - Yeah, they wanna see some fireworks? 86 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,439 I'll show 'em some fireworks. 87 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,777 Been workin' on that new pitch we talked about? 88 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,112 What new pitch? 89 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,382 It's called a strike. 90 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,627 And Santa takes that to the North Pole. 91 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,872 All right. 92 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,875 So on the big night, when I say "now," 93 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,245 I want you to light it up right here, okay? 94 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,448 Hey, Lou. 95 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,750 You understand me, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bud. 96 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,885 I'm just watching out for incoming. Okay. 97 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:55,623 You got a problem with your breakin' stuff, kid. 98 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,760 - Yeah? What's that? - It don't break. 99 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:03,531 - Excuse me? - You're excused. Bring it. 100 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,766 You understand me, right? 101 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,536 On the big night, when I say "now," 102 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,204 I want you to light it up. Okay? What, now? 103 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,440 Now. Now? 104 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,907 When I say "now," Lou. Now? 105 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,009 Lou, your head's like cement. Now is now. 106 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,445 What do you mean, now? Now. 107 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,846 Okay, now. Whoo! 108 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,616 Lou! Not "now," now. Pull it out. 109 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,020 - Pull it out! - What do you mean, pull it out? You said light it. 110 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,022 Run! [ Screams ] 111 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,518 [ Boy ] How far did he skid? 112 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,753 [ Boy He stopped here. 113 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,456 Four, five, six, seven, eight-- 114 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,625 He looks bad. 115 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:11,965 We should do something. Yeah, kick him. See if he's fakin' it. 116 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:16,837 - Kick him? What, are you nuts? - "Nuts"? Good idea. 117 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,339 Kick in the family jewels, excellent fake breaker. 118 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,976 - [ Boy That should wake him up. - Bad idea on many levels. 119 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,245 As a medical procedure, I think kicking... 120 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,981 is way down on the list of any prescribed remedies. 121 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,684 - Got any better ideas, Q? - Slap in the face? 122 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,219 Bucket of water. That always works. 123 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,454 My mom says you should always wake someone gently. 124 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:38,025 - Gently. - How about seeking medical attention, doofus? 125 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,662 The average ambulance takes four minutes... 126 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,797 to respond to the scene of an accident. 127 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,634 Kick in the family jewels, lot faster. 128 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,402 - We're gonna get this guy help. - Why are you in charge? 129 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,171 - Yeah, why are you in charge? - Since when? 130 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,373 - I'm the tallest. - What's that got to do with anything? 131 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,475 I am the smartest. 132 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,478 I think you mean shortest. I'm the biggest. 133 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:02,115 I think you mean fattest. Fattest. 134 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,351 - I say we go with the kick. - I'm the captain. 135 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,787 - [ Boys ] What? - Who made you captain, D.P.? 136 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,822 The catcher is always the captain. 137 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:12,693 - You're not the captain. What about pitcher? - [ Chattering ] 138 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,195 - Guys, look. Guys. He's waking up. - [ Groaning ] 139 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,330 We could still kick him before it's too late. 140 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,933 [ Boy Ask him a question that everyone knows. 141 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,135 See if he's okay. Good idea. 142 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,337 Who's the greatest baseball player of all time? 143 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,840 - I am. - [ All ] What? 144 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,976 [ Boy ] Who are you? Tommy Santorelli. 145 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,912 Well, I don't care if you're Steve Garvey. The answer is Babe Ruth. 146 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:35,148 Hello! The Sultan of Swat. The King of Crash. 147 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,984 The Colossus of Clout. The Home Run King. 148 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,687 The Babe. [ Together ] The Great Bambino. 149 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,623 No. It's Santa. 150 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,992 Santa? As in Claus? 151 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,095 - [ Groans ] - Can I kick him now? 152 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,898 Go ahead. [ Man ] Back up, kids! 153 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,000 Clear out! 154 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,637 [ Panting ] 155 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,639 I'm trained for situations like this. 156 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,841 Now, who started it? 157 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:17,190 Stand back, boys. I'm goin' in. 158 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,593 [ All Groaning ] 159 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,168 [ Screaming ] 160 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,072 Hey! What's goin' on here? 161 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,241 All right, kids, give him some air. What happened? 162 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,243 [ Boy ] He took a fly ball to the forehead. 163 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,946 - Sorry, Uncle Chops. - Would have been a triple too, 164 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,114 if he hadn't screwed it up. 165 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,383 In your dreams, fat ass. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 166 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,585 Are we gonna have a situation here? 167 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,855 'Cause we don't want a situation, do we? Huh? 168 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,224 [ Boys ] No. Good. What's your name, kid? 169 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,861 Who you calling kid, Tubs? 170 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,864 Is that any way to talk to an officer of the law? 171 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,932 Where's my P.D.A.? Your what? 172 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,802 - My blackberry? - Hey, that's mine. 173 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,971 And it's not blackberry. It's strawberry-banana. 174 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,406 Are you serious? I love strawberry. Hey! 175 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,876 He's that new kid who just moved onto Glenview Road. 176 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,645 What are you talking about? I live in Beverly Hills. 177 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,847 And what's up with this "kid" crap? 178 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,117 Which one of you jacked my phone? I gotta call my agent. 179 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,152 Don't even think about autographs. 180 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,388 [ Boy ] Why would we want your autograph, loser? 181 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,761 1976. 182 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,764 Bicentennial? 183 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,306 What's goin' on? 184 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,644 Yeah. We got a situation. 185 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:52,419 [ Woman ] * Sleep, angel, sleep * [ Moans ] 186 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,587 ** [ Humming ] 187 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,124 Where am I? 188 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,694 You're home, sweetheart. 189 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,296 No, I can't be. I must be dreaming. 190 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,800 Just relax. You'll feel better in the morning. 191 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,773 Mom. 192 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,508 It's really good to see you again. [ Chuckles ] 193 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,712 Honey. I've missed you so much. 194 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:23,016 Oh, honey. I'm right here. 195 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,823 ** [ Humming ] 196 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,929 I like this dream. Shh. 197 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,441 [ Tommy Screams ] 198 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,452 Well, hello there, sleepyhead. Wh-Where am I? 199 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,554 You're home, sweetheart. 200 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,424 No, no, no. Something's very wrong. 201 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,296 Mom? Am I dead? 202 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,865 Why would you ask such a silly thing? 203 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,968 Because I'm wearing my Speed Racer p.j.'s that I haven't seen in 30 years. 204 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,104 Fine. I got a little backed up on the laundry. 205 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,107 There's still a lot of unpacking to do. 206 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,043 Don't worry, your Batman and Robin ones haven't run off. 207 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,480 - Mom, do you know how old I am? - Twelve, almost 13. 208 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:31,751 No. I'm 41 years old. I live in Beverly Hills. 209 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:35,688 I've got a smokin'-hot girlfriend who's got her own reality show. 210 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,791 I play center field for the Dodgers. 211 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,527 And somehow I'm back here. 212 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,831 And you're here. And the pancakes smell so real. 213 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,466 And I think I'm gonna throw up. 214 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,236 All right, all right. Take it easy. I thought you loved pancakes. 215 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:53,040 - I'll make you some eggs. - No eggs. I do protein shakes. 216 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,677 - Ginseng, spirulina. - Maybe you have a concussion and I let you sleep too long. 217 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,113 I'm gonna call the doctor right now. 218 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,315 Mom, put down the phone. 219 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,584 I don't think I have a concussion. 220 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,519 I just think I'm dead. 221 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,325 [ Chuckling ] 222 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,295 I bet this'll bring you back to life. 223 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,731 Give me a break. 224 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,434 Has everyone gone nuts? 225 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,472 Okay, Tommy, why don't you tell me what's wrong? 226 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,275 Come on, Doc. Isn't it your job to tell me what's wrong? 227 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,178 All right. Uh, how's your memory? 228 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,714 Well, I remember some things like they were real. 229 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,717 Like my mom and the house... 230 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,153 and the kids from the sandlot. 231 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,289 But other things, they're kind of foggy. 232 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:47,460 Like I'm watching TiVo. TiVo? You mean TV? Uh, television? 233 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,530 No, TiVo. Pausing in real time, zapping commercials. 234 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,666 Unless I'm in them. 235 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,904 Why don't you wait outside a minute while I talk to your mom, okay? 236 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,806 I'd actually prefer to stay, Doc. 237 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,710 My trainers back at Dodger Stadium give me the skinny all the time. 238 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,979 That's what I mean. I don't know half the things he's talking about. 239 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:10,517 Well, his-- Your retinas appear to be fine, and the heart rate is normal. 240 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,986 Other than a little bump on your noggin, I think-- [ Chuckles ] 241 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,088 Well, he's fine. 242 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,557 [ Tommy ] "Fine"? You think I'm fine? 243 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,294 Look at me. Look at this haircut. 244 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,396 Look at these weak little biceps. 245 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,600 How can you call any of this fine? Let's go, Mom. 246 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,370 This guy's a quack. 247 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,007 Tommy, you apologize this instant. 248 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,076 No, no. That's okay. 249 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,812 Actually, Tommy, I would like to have another word with your mother though. 250 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,050 [ Whispering ] In private. Whatever. 251 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:48,088 [ Door Opens, Closes ] Sara, I think Tommy's suffering from some sort... 252 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,959 of emotional stress, but he'll be fine. 253 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,962 You are the one that I am concerned about. 254 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,098 Me? I'm well, thank you. 255 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,336 I guess I'm strong enough for the chemo again. 256 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,405 Mmm. Then maybe we should pick up on the treatments... 257 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,640 where you left off before the move. 258 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,110 That'd be fine, Doctor. 259 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:13,446 Now, if he starts acting up again, 260 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,149 I'd show him some pictures of family and friends, 261 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:20,087 just to bring him back to reality, as it were. 262 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,755 Maybe that's what he's fighting. 263 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,958 Reality. 264 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,461 That was surreal. 265 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,531 I don't know about you, Mom, but I could sure use a drink. 266 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,201 We could go get a soda. 267 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,471 And this is your Uncle Henry. 268 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,711 Uncle Henry. You remember your Uncle Henry, don't you, sweetheart? 269 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,747 Mmm, sure. I remember Uncle Henry. 270 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,283 Cheap son of a-- Who is this again? 271 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:55,288 That's you. And that's you at the lake. 272 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,191 Oh. And there's you at Big Bear. 273 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,228 And this is that day last summer, you remember, 274 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,630 when we went to that music festival with your Cousin Jimmy? 275 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,533 Oh, right. Shame what happened to him though. 276 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,636 What happened to him? Did Margie call with some bad news? 277 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:13,373 No. When Jimmy's band broke up in the early '90s, 278 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,609 he got himself a job at Home Depot in Calabasas. 279 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,546 What's Home Depot? 280 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,249 Last I heard, he was assistant manager in Hardware. 281 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,186 [ Chuckles ] Divorced, up to his neck in alimony payments. 282 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,425 - What? - Little Jimmy's in the fourth grade... 283 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,595 and got all straight A's this past year, Tommy. 284 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,500 Who's this again? [ Doorbell Rings ] 285 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,070 [ Kids Chattering ] I'll get that. 286 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,138 Guys, stop pushing. What's your problem? 287 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,240 Shut up. Guys, guys. 288 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,876 Tommy, some boys are here for you. 289 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,712 Get your hand off me. Good job. 290 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,981 Shut up. 291 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:59,152 - Hey, I'm D.P. This is Wings-- - Timber and Two Ton. 292 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,155 Yeah, I remember you guys. It's all comin' back to me. 293 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:06,593 - Like it was yesterday. - It was yesterday. 294 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,996 Anyway, we just wanted to see how you were feeling. 295 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,966 Yeah. Lucky it wasn't your eyeball. 296 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,935 [ Slurps, Pops ] 297 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:19,339 Well, I'm fine now. Thanks for stopping by, kids. See ya around. 298 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,309 What's with this constant "kid" crap? 299 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,612 I'm really glad you're not gonna be playing on our team. 300 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,348 - What team? - Our team. We play on the sandlot. 301 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:32,119 [ Whispering ] The sandlot. [ Wings ] Yeah, sandlot. 302 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,588 - Needs another player. - And only because the best ballplayer in the history... 303 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,426 of sandlot is back, puttin' on a clinic. 304 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,529 Who said anything about me putting on a clinic? 305 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,298 - You? - I'm talkin' about Benny. 306 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,334 The Jet. Rodriguez. 307 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,736 [ Chucking ] That bum? "Bum"? 308 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,839 He's got the best batting average on the Dodgers this year. 309 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,010 Wait. He's here too? 310 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,946 Benny's amazing, man. The best. 311 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:04,251 Please. Benny only got as far as he did because he can run. 312 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,419 Then his knee tanked him. He retired and became a coach. 313 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,688 What's he talking about? [ Sara ] You should go with them, honey. 314 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,923 Fresh air'll do you some good. But, Mom-- 315 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,560 No buts. Get out. I'm serious. 316 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,763 Let me get my mitt. 317 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,701 [ Whispering ] Guy's nuts. [ Indistinct ] 318 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,853 [ Sniffs ] 319 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,258 ** [ Folk-Rock Intro ] 320 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,637 [ Man ] * Sky's falling through the solid ground * 321 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,508 * The world shook and I'm all alone * 322 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,446 * Where are you now * 323 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,817 * When everything was goin' my way * 324 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,387 ** [ Indistinct ] 325 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,225 * So tell me * 326 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,294 * Old friend where are you now * 327 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,231 * You were standing right beside me * 328 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,634 * Where are you now * 329 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,908 ** [ Ends ] 330 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,345 All right, so we're gonna do some hitting, some fielding, 331 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,380 and you're gonna play outfield. 332 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,582 D.P., behind the plate, as usual. 333 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,551 [ Wings ] We've got everybody here. Let's play. 334 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,353 I want you three to play outfield. 335 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,921 [ Boy ] We've got this new kid today. 336 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,425 - We're gonna have four outfielders then. - That makes sense. 337 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,027 Let's play some ball. All right, fellas, let's go. 338 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,130 I want you to focus. When I start talking, I want you listening, okay? 339 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,467 All right, let's go. 340 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,802 [ Chattering, Whooping ] 341 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,739 Hey, Benny, over here. You might wanna get a little further out there. 342 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,309 [ Boy ] Out there, Two Ton. Here we go, fellas. 343 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,444 Hey, Benny. It's pretty weird, right? 344 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,846 I mean, it's like The Twilight Zone or something. 345 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,483 Maybe you could tell me how we, uh, got... 346 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,551 here. 347 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,455 You asking me how I got here? 348 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,691 Same way these kids are gonna get there. 349 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:28,194 'Cause they love to play ball. That's the key, kid. You look so-- 350 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,263 So-- Yeah? 351 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,933 Well, young. Really? 352 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,703 Maybe I should be lookin' in the same mirror you're lookin' in, kid. 353 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,205 No, I wouldn't really recommend that. 354 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,408 Come on, hotshot. Let's see what you got. 355 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,043 You know what? I think I'm just gonna watch. 356 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,979 - Okay. - Some all-star. 357 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,915 "All-star"? Ha. 358 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,452 As in, "I'll start later." Just full of it. 359 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,691 I'll tell you, try to do a weirdo a favor, and it just gets "weirdo-er." 360 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,193 - Yeah, really. - Get ready, fellas. Here it comes. 361 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,463 Let's go. Get it! 362 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,498 Come on. That's it. I've got it. 363 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,868 Nice. Now throw it back home. 364 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,338 Oh, nice throw. 365 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,742 Yeah, nice catch. 366 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,452 You new to town? 367 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,455 Not really. I'm Squints Palledorous. 368 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:32,325 Baseball commissioner, right? Yeah, that's right. 369 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,093 Go, Wings! Go, Wings! 370 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,863 Wings. You know Wings McKay? 371 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,832 Sure. You can never forget that kind of speed. 372 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,335 [ Laughs ] Kid's got no second gear, that's for sure. 373 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,437 It's gonna catch up to him though. 374 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,340 I don't think anyone can catch him. Except the cops. 375 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:51,243 - [ Boy ] Hey, Wok, move to second. - [ Boy 376 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,681 Just pick up the ball, Q. In a minute. 377 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,550 That's Q. Short for I.Q. He's wicked smart. 378 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,652 Not really that great an outfielder though. 379 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,689 I'm using the probability calculation of wind-speed velocity... 380 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,224 versus the angle of the descent of the ball. 381 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:09,596 I'm gonna descend upon your head if you don't pick up that ball and throw it in. 382 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,199 Takes it all apart. Breaks everything down to a science. 383 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,469 You ever notice how the wind-speed velocity changes when you speak, Two Ton? 384 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,605 Pick up the ball now. 385 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,511 I guess it paid off. He's only one of the biggest brain surgeons-- 386 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,414 I mean brains in the world. 387 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,916 [ Laughs ] You okay, kid? 388 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,685 You might wanna get out of the sun. 389 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:36,556 It's not the sun. I just can't believe what I'm seeing. 390 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,459 That's not good. Here. 391 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,328 Here. You give this card to your mom, come in, 392 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,731 I'll set you up with some quality shades. 393 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,333 Speakin' of the shade. Come on, kid. 394 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,636 Follow me. 395 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,039 What's up with this "kid" crap? 396 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,409 [ Benny ] Oh, nice, Timber. Go to second. 397 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,649 All right, here we go. Another-- Wings, go to first. 398 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,052 [ Benny ] Nice catch. That guy taking the mound. 399 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,921 His name's Timber. That kid can throw some real heat. 400 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:12,391 - Yeah. - But he can't pitch at batters, right? 401 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:16,062 Yeah, left or right. Put anybody in the box, his arm turns into spaghetti. 402 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:21,133 - Whoa! - Sorry. 403 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,436 Okay, that's good. Just keep throwin' 'em a little lower. 404 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,572 You're doin' good. 405 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,174 Should have worn a batting helmet. 406 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,710 You know a lot about these kids for a new kid. 407 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,745 [ Chuckles ] What do you know about Wok and Roll? 408 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,014 It's a little old school. 409 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,984 Lately I've been getting into some hip-hop, some rap here and there. 410 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:41,353 What? I'm talking about Matt "Wok" Wakamoto... 411 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,623 and Rolando "Roll" Alvarez. 412 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,693 Of course. Wok and Roll. 413 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,395 How could I forget those guys? "Forget those guys"? 414 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:53,833 No, no. I mean, together they play great, separate they play awful. 415 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,869 If you know so much about these guys, how come I don't know you? 416 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,939 How come you're not playing? 417 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,842 Okay, guys, bring it in. Bring it in. 418 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,945 [ Boy ] You guys, go. Come on. [ Boy 419 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,047 Okay, now, 420 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,884 do one of you guys have the guts to hit off a real major leaguer? 421 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,754 - Oh, no, not me. - I gotta rest my arm, Benny. 422 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,389 No, he's your guy. I'm the catcher. 423 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,627 Right here, partner. Right here. 424 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,830 [ Boy ] Guys, I gotta see this. Okay, fine. 425 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,499 [ Boy He's gonna get his butt whupped. 426 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,836 - Come on, strike him out, Benny. - Come on, Benny. 427 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:33,740 - Strike him out. - All right. 428 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,442 What's your name, kid? Tommy Santorelli. 429 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,246 And I promise you this. You're not gonna forget it, Benny. 430 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,115 Ooh! Oh, man. I have, I have. 431 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,385 - Who does this kid think he is, Hank Aaron? - I like your confidence, kid. 432 00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:49,756 - Now let's see what you got. - This is like déjà vu. 433 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,792 What's like déjà vu? This is like déjà vu. 434 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,495 What's like déjà vu? [ Laughs ] 435 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:59,031 Got ya. 436 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,668 I'm just gonna go nice and easy on ya at first, okay? 437 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:05,204 You know what, Benny? That's always been your problem. You're too nice. 438 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,339 - Excuse me? - You're excused. 439 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:09,542 [ Jeering ] 440 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,912 Now bring it. 441 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,947 Okay. 442 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:24,190 And Santa takes it to the North Pole. 443 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:28,060 Nice shot, kid. All right, now a little more. 444 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,939 You're gonna have to do better than that, Benny. Come on. 445 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:47,647 Yeah, I think his swing might be better than Hank Aaron's. 446 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,752 Yeah. 447 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:59,058 All right, now, I'm gonna give you a little more heat, okay? 448 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,594 Please hit this. 449 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,063 Don't worry about it. I'm the Santa. Come on. 450 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,837 Whoa. 451 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,979 Good pick, kid. 452 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:24,250 Wait. Your name's Ryan, right? 453 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,053 Hey, what do you say? 454 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,293 Where'd you learn to hit like that, kid? 455 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,329 Starin' down the likes of Randy Johnson, Roger Clemens. 456 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:41,033 - You learn fast, or you die trying. - Who are those guys? 457 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,303 - Must be seventh graders. - Seventh graders. 458 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,907 Hey, with him on our team, we could enter the all-city championships. 459 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:51,210 - "Enter"? You guys could win it. - Very high probability. 460 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,546 Wait a minute, guys. Who said anything about me playing on your team? 461 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,448 I'm not gonna be here that long. 462 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:59,886 Look at it this way. I showed you how it's done. That's my gift to you. 463 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,555 Hey, they don't call me the Santa for nothin'. 464 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,292 [ Grumbling ] Stupid Santa. 465 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,098 You got some talent, kid. 466 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,500 There's a lot more to baseball than talent. 467 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,904 Maybe you should have taken some of that advice in the '81 World Series. 468 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,308 [ Chuckles ] 469 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:26,245 I like you, kid. You got quite the imagination. 470 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,647 '81 World Series, huh? 471 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,351 You guys see that homer? It was pretty good, right? 472 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,486 Yeah. You need to show us how. 473 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,423 Squints! How's it goin' there, buddy? Like you really care. 474 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,826 Just being polite. 475 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,997 E.J., all the way to the fence now. 476 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,233 What are you doing here, Needman? 477 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,069 - Taking some measurements. - Measurements? For what? 478 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,538 Oh, didn't you hear? City's putting the sandlot up for sale. 479 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:56,175 - You can't sell the sandlot. - Oh, yeah, they can, and I'm buying it. 480 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,044 Excuse me? Face it, Squints. 481 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,412 This old field has run its course. 482 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:03,515 Besides, there's no real talent over here nowadays anyway. 483 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,785 Well, you didn't see what I just saw. 484 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,955 Well, I know that I can fetch a nice price tag... 485 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,590 on some newly developed condos right where we're standing. 486 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:15,494 Well, as long as I'm commissioner here, I don't see that happening. 487 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:19,498 Yeah? Well, then clean your glasses, 488 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:22,769 because you got the future right here, and you don't even see it. 489 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:25,304 Don't slack that off now! 490 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:28,040 E.J.! Take it all the way out to the fence. 491 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,142 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 492 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,446 So, did you have fun playing today? 493 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:38,517 It was a little below my league, but yeah, I think I did. 494 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:40,787 That's great, sweetie. I'm glad. 495 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,355 How was your day? Are you feeling all right? 496 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,491 I'm feeling fine, sweetie. 497 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,459 You're sweet for asking though. 498 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:50,429 Wow. I really miss our movie nights. What are you talking about? 499 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,731 We haven't missed a movie night in months. 500 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:56,268 Oh, I hope this movie isn't too scary for you. 501 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,470 Young Frankenstein? It gets funnier every time I see it. 502 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:02,108 [ Two Ton ] Great. Now we gotta wait two hours to talk to him. 503 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,743 Why do we need this kid on our team anyway? 504 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:08,180 - With him we could have a real team. - Maybe win the championship. 505 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,150 Yeah! Who cares about those butt-faces anyway? 506 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:14,520 I care about kicking those butt-faces' butts. 507 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,957 - He wasn't that "boffanado." - I took some calculations today. 508 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,826 At the risk of sounding like a dweeb, 509 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:22,728 if you don't count the pitch he didn't swing at, 510 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:26,265 Tommy's batting average was 1,000. 511 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,968 You are L-7 weenies. 512 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:34,640 [ Whispering ] 513 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:37,276 Guys. Guys, let's go. Let's go. Come on. 514 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:40,212 Shh! Shh! 515 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,381 Two Ton's goin' in. Open the window. 516 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,683 [ Chattering ] 517 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,286 [ Pounding, Grunting ] 518 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:57,029 - You okay over there? - [ Breaks Wind ] 519 00:29:57,096 --> 00:30:00,066 Oh! He got me with my mouth open. 520 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:06,038 [ Two Ton ] Oh, I knew I shouldn't have had that last cheeseburger. 521 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,274 Sometimes you gotta wait five minutes. 522 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,979 - [ Grunting ] - Just relax and let it come out. 523 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:17,116 What I do is, I count backwards. [ Grunting Continues ] 524 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,651 - Five. - [ Grunting ] 525 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:22,321 Four. 526 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,891 Ooh. Three. 527 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,393 - Two. - [ Moans ] 528 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,428 One. 529 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:34,066 That's it. I bet you feel better already. 530 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:37,536 - [ Groans ] - [ Clamoring ] 531 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:42,041 - [ Clattering ] - [ Groaning ] 532 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:44,743 - You okay, buddy? - [ Indistinct ] 533 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,712 - [ Chattering ] - [ Thump ] 534 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:49,148 [ Chattering ] 535 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:52,451 [ Thumping Continues ] Did you want to borrow some T.P.? 536 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,892 [ Clattering ] 537 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:08,500 Whoa! Whoa! 538 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,870 - [ Chattering ] - Get off me. Come on. 539 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,707 I should have known. 540 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,876 There's only one stall. Yeah. One. 541 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,412 We all had to go bad. 542 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,748 You're not gonna rat on us, are you, Uncle Pork Chop? 543 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:25,317 Yeah. Yeah, we're not here to see the movie or anything. 544 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,254 No. We just wanted to see the new kid. 545 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,622 He's our only shot at the all-city championship. 546 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:33,225 Yeah. Relax, boys. 547 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:35,627 The big Pork Chop wasn't always a cop. 548 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,563 Besides, it's my night off. 549 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:41,333 Oh. Just as long as we don't have a situation here. 550 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,769 We're not gonna have a situation here, are we? 551 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:46,572 No. Are you sure? 552 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,577 Good. You wait here for my signal. 553 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,346 [ Together ] Yes! 554 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:59,818 Evening, Pork Chop. Hey, Casper. Can I get some popcorn? 555 00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,820 You bet. Thanks. 556 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:04,423 Here you go. It's fresh. 557 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,693 Good. Oh, Uh-- I'll take a little bit of butter on that. 558 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,295 Oh, of course. Thank you. 559 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,030 Well, it's topping, but-- Yeah. 560 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,165 Here it is. There you are. 561 00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:15,267 Thank you very much. Yeah. Everything okay? 562 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,270 You seem a bit edgy. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 563 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:21,340 Just a little parched. I could do with a Fanta. Yeah! 564 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,575 An orange Fanta, if you have one. Yeah, of course. 565 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,511 Fanta. Thanks. 566 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,580 Here's, uh-- Here you go. Thank you very Much. 567 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,017 That's good. That's good. I'm feelin' a little peckish though. 568 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:34,686 What else can I get for you? Listen, can I get some Jujubes too? 569 00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:37,189 Jujubes comin' up. Thanks. 570 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,391 [ Whispering ] Go! 571 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,394 There you go. Mm-mmm. Okay, that should just about do it, 572 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:46,398 except now I need something sweet. 573 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,767 [ Whispering ] Goobers. Is everything all right? 574 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:51,003 Yeah, just a little athlete's foot. 575 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:54,006 [ Two Ton Whispering ] Don't open 'em. 576 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:57,876 You're one of the good ones, Cassie. Okay. 577 00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,112 [ Electrical Sputtering ] 578 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,049 This movie gets funnier every time I see it. 579 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,187 Psst! Guys, I got 'im. 580 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,091 Hey, Tommy. 581 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:19,165 Hey, Tommy, Mrs. Santorelli. How you guys doin'? 582 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,167 What are you guys doing here? 583 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:24,436 Stop it. What? 584 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,805 Why don't you take your friends outside so you can talk? 585 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,141 I'll miss the part where the monster sings and dances. 586 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,377 I love this part. 587 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,646 What do you mean, the monster sings and dances? 588 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,083 Nothing. I'll just go. [ Man Shouting In Movie ] 589 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:40,352 It's my favorite part. You guys, come on. 590 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:42,988 Excuse me. Hi, Mrs. Santorelli. 591 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:46,558 Look, fellas, I appreciate you asking and everything, 592 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,361 but truth is I have too much going on in my life right now. 593 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,397 We wouldn't be here if we didn't need you. 594 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:55,667 Truth is, we're not exactly what one would call "good." 595 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,569 I'm sorry, guys. I can't. 596 00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:00,206 Hey! Tommy, I'm only gonna ask you this once, 597 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,608 so I want you to be completely honest with me, okay? 598 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,844 Mm-hmm. Can you spot me 25 cents for some Goobers? 599 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,946 God. Are you serious? Geez Louise. 600 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:12,284 - I only have a nickel. - My guess is you guys don't have any tickets. 601 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,786 What do you got to say for yourself? 602 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:17,022 We're with him. 603 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,558 - Kill the monster. - "Kill the monster"? 604 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,893 Kill the monster! 605 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,730 - See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya. - Smell ya. Shouldn't have to tell ya. 606 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,132 - Bye, bye. - Adios. 607 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,567 [ Clamoring ] Hey, I'm calling the cops. 608 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,237 Hey! Come back here. 609 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:35,006 Officer Pork Chop, I need you. 610 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,309 Hey, manager, you can't catch me. 611 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,845 - I see your faces. - [ Boy ] Not now. 612 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,281 Where are your parents? 613 00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,916 Pork Chop, some help here? 614 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,353 Come on, let's go! Keep running. 615 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,821 Excuse me. [ Boy ] Ow! He almost got me. 616 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:52,158 Come on! 617 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:56,528 Okay, we're out. We're out. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 618 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,397 Goobers. Goobers. 619 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,666 Come on, Two Ton. Hey! 620 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,634 I have needs. 621 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,506 I got ya! Oh, I got ya right there. 622 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,409 Hey, usher guy, I found my tickets. 623 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:18,250 There's only two. What about all the other guys? 624 00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,452 What other guys? 625 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,923 Hey! You-- 626 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,326 [ Whirring ] 627 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,163 Whoo. 628 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,132 One chocolate shake comin' up. 629 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,636 Why, hello there, sweetie. 630 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,671 [ Laughs ] Who are you callin' sweetie, junior? 631 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,907 Just trying to be friendly, that's all. 632 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,842 All right, little lady-killer, 633 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:46,945 why don't you lean back and tell me what you want. 634 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:49,681 How about a coffee? 635 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:53,719 A coffee? At your age? You crack me up, kid. 636 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:02,428 Here's a cherry Coke. Kids these days wanna grow up so fast. 637 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,036 What? 638 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,472 Look, I'm not gonna play. 639 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:16,708 There's just too much going on in my life right now you just wouldn't understand. 640 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,414 Hit me again? 641 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:27,453 All right, look. I might as well tell you. 642 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,188 It's not like you're gonna go tell anybody, right? 643 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:33,158 Thanks. 644 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:36,828 I'm not supposed to be here. I was transported back here from the future. 645 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:40,131 I'm really a superstar. Last season I hit a .328 for the Dodgers. 646 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,401 I was on a box of Wheaties. 647 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:46,171 I'm gonna be elected into the Hall of Fame. 648 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:49,040 Chicks dig me. Men wanna be me. 649 00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:51,243 That's my real life. 650 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,445 Not this place. 651 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:56,348 I don't know if this is a dream... 652 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,617 or a second chance... 653 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,686 or what. 654 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,821 I'm gonna enjoy it for as long as it lasts, 655 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:06,325 'cause of one reason and one reason only. 656 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,660 My mom's here. 657 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,300 I'm gonna spend as much time with her as possible. 658 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,968 I knew you'd understand. 659 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,542 Hey, Ryan? 660 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,645 Thanks for listening, buddy. 661 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:30,882 That boy's mute. Yeah, I know. 662 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,552 What happened there? He hasn't spoken a word... 663 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:36,555 - since his father died four years ago. - Whoa. 664 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,993 - How much do I owe you? - It's on the house. Get out of here. 665 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:48,534 By the way, this fall, Jimmy Carter wins. 666 00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:01,246 What? Cat got your tongue? 667 00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,248 More like cat got his brain. [ Laughs ] 668 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,351 Teach this punk a lesson, boys. 669 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,086 Hey, why don't you leave the kid alone? 670 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:10,789 Yeah? Why don't you mind your own business? Man. 671 00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:12,958 I forgot how much of a chump you were, E.J. 672 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,127 How do you know my name? 'Cause no one forgets the town bully. 673 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:20,065 - You got a big mouth, you know that? - Hey, you're that new kid-- 674 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,968 The one that everyone says is the best baseball player in town. 675 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:26,037 No, no, no. I'm the new kid that's asking you politely... 676 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,973 to let the kid go on his way. 677 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,742 And if we don't? Do you really wanna find out? 678 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,078 You're outnumbered seven to one. 679 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,681 Yeah, and the odds aren't exactly in your favor. 680 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,388 [ D.P. ] Everything cool over here? 681 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:45,624 [ Whistles ] Saved by the cavalry. 682 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,960 I don't need them to take you on, E.J. 683 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:52,063 You'll need anything you can get your hands on, 684 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,232 "Santa-smelly." Okay, look. 685 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:58,637 I'm not gonna get into this sophomoric, name-calling contest with a kid. 686 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,006 Frankly, it's beneath me. 687 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:04,075 Well, maybe it's because you're a "lame-oid" loser... 688 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,478 with pimple breath. That's an intelligent comeback. 689 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:11,683 Got anymore, Einstein? Or is that all your pea brain is capable of? 690 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,886 [ Laughter ] "Pea brain"? That's a really good one, man. 691 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,222 You gonna let him get away with that, E.J.? 692 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,190 You know, you should spend more time... 693 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:21,359 working on your baseball practice than your weak insults. 694 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,995 - Insulting you isn't work. - Oh, yeah? 695 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,698 It comes pretty easy. 696 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:30,436 Dog face. Turd mouth. Rotten-faced bonehead. 697 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,572 Ignorant, pathetic sociopath-in-training. 698 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:37,142 I have no idea what that means, but it sounded good, guys. 699 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,644 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 700 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,179 At least my girlfriend doesn't wear a collar. 701 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:43,649 I heard your girlfriend got kicked out of an ugly contest... 702 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,251 because they said no professionals allowed. 703 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,420 [ Laughing ] 704 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:54,092 Now, is it true that your mother smacked the doctor when you were born? 705 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:57,162 - [ Imitates Rim Shot ] - Oh. Speaking of mothers, 706 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,631 do you guys need another player? 707 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,834 'Cause my mom plays ball pretty good, and she's better than all you fools. 708 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,604 [ Chattering ] 709 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,575 Sorry. What was that? Go ahead. 710 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:13,011 Go ahead. Go ahead. I can't-- I can't hear you. I'm listening. Go ahead. 711 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:17,449 Well, at least my mom's not sick. 712 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:29,928 You ever say something like that again, I will ruin you. 713 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:34,232 - Oh, yeah? - Don't mess with me on this, E.J. 714 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:37,068 I'll go Tarantino on you so fast... 715 00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:40,472 you won't know what hit you. Tear a what? 716 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:42,474 That's some kind of martial arts. 717 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,643 In moron terms, 718 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,812 it means I'm gonna hurt you. 719 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:51,216 I'm gonna hurt you real bad, you got that? 720 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:08,066 And you, weirdo. Next time be a man. 721 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,036 Fight your own battles. Let's go, guys. 722 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,172 Yeah, beat it. 723 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,242 Get out of here. We don't like you here anyway. 724 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,478 You okay, man? 725 00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,549 - Do we get to play him? - [ All ] Yeah. 726 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,951 Sure do. 727 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:33,291 - I'm in. - [ All ] Yeah! 728 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:36,227 [ Cheering ] 729 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:38,530 Hey, Mom, I was thinking about joining a team... 730 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,666 with those kids from the movie the other night. 731 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:43,535 That's if you're feeling okay. Are you down with that? 732 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,737 Honey, I'm feeling fine. 733 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,506 And why would you possibly think I'd be down with it? 734 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:51,342 I'm definitely up with it. 735 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:53,645 Cool. 736 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,714 [ Door Opens, Closes ] Groovy. 737 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:57,883 If you want it to ride? Mm-hmm? 738 00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,885 Throw it two-seam, okay? Two seam? 739 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:02,353 Come on, Timber, let's go. 740 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,890 - Two seam. - Right down the middle. 741 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:10,762 Ow! Timber, take it easy. 742 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:13,098 Come on, D.P. You're such a wimp. Get in the game. 743 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:16,702 What are you whining about? Why don't you come and play catcher. 744 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:21,239 -That's where you belong anyhow. -Just because I'm husky doesn't mean I have to play catcher. 745 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:22,473 Two Ton? What? 746 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,409 - You're not husky. - See? 747 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,511 You're fat. That's it. 748 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:29,815 The death of Wok and Roll, right here, right now. Come here! 749 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,550 Whoa! Run! Guys! 750 00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:35,687 Can we play some baseball? 751 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,555 - Is practice always like this? - No. 752 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,425 - Sometimes Two Ton chases somebody else. - Come on, Timber. 753 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:43,228 - Just pretend like I'm not here, okay? - Batter up, guys. Let's go. 754 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,396 Two seam again? Two seam. 755 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:48,566 Just try to hit my bat, okay? 756 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:53,004 - [ Groans ] - Ooh! Sorry. 757 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:55,306 Gee! [ Groans ] 758 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,643 Wrong bat, Timber. 759 00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:00,245 - Guys, look at this. - [ Groaning Continues ] 760 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,081 What are we gonna do about Timber's control problems? 761 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:07,585 I bet Wings has got some good ideas. 762 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:11,757 [ High Voice ] Timber, if I live, you're dead. 763 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:14,259 I don't know about you guys, but I'm gettin' a cup. 764 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,030 Hey, Two Ton. What do you want? 765 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,366 I got a hurts doughnut. You want one? 766 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,869 Doughnut? Sure. Okay. 767 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,971 Ow! 768 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,940 Hurts, don't it? Hurts, don't it? 769 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,509 You know something? You guys are better than I remember. 770 00:43:31,576 --> 00:43:34,379 With a little help from me, I can hammer you into a winning team. 771 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:38,116 How ever can we pay you, your holiness of baseball? 772 00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:41,619 Look. All we wanted you to do was play with us 'cause you're real good. 773 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:43,955 We didn't ask you to coach or anything. 774 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,892 Squints coaches the games and Benny comes by when he can. 775 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,861 - We just needed another player. - How often can Benny come by? 776 00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:51,863 His team's hanging on by a thread, 777 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,265 and with me gone, he's got nobody to work with. 778 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,038 What you talkin' about? 779 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:03,775 I heard Benny the Jet hurt his knee in Cincinnati last night. 780 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:08,313 I heard it's pretty serious. Uncle Chops said he was gonna be out for six weeks. 781 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:12,250 Hey, knowing Benny, he'll be playing in two. That knee's always trouble. 782 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:16,054 Yeah? In '96, he got that replaced and it ended his car-- 783 00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:19,490 - Car-- Career? - 1996? 784 00:44:19,557 --> 00:44:22,493 - I've gotta go. - [ D.P. ] Replaced his knee? 785 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,264 But if we are gonna be a real team, we're gonna need some equipment-- 786 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,768 bats, balls, a new glove for Wings and some pad for D.P. 787 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,737 The last thing I wanna be is a coach. 788 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:34,005 I just figure that if we're gonna play, 789 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:37,375 we should play like pros and play to win. 790 00:44:37,442 --> 00:44:39,410 See ya. 791 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,814 [ Indistinct Conversations ] 792 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:46,384 - Order! - [ Chattering ] 793 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:49,487 Please, people. 794 00:44:49,554 --> 00:44:53,424 Mr. Needman still has the floor. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. 795 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:57,695 I know most of you have a sentimental attachment to that old sandlot. 796 00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,466 Heck, I even used to play ball there myself, back in the day. 797 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,202 The truth of the matter is, 798 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:08,239 that old sandlot is sitting smack-dab in the middle... 799 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:11,376 of some very profitable land for this town. 800 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:16,481 Now, I am not gonna stand up here and lie to you fine people, 801 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,017 and tell you that I'm not in this to make a buck, 802 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,219 because I am, and I sure will. 803 00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:25,423 The fact remains, this town has seen some hard times lately, 804 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:28,726 and we could use this. 805 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,863 Now if this council votes to allow me to build, 806 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:36,034 the condominiums I'm proposing will bring nice, affordable housing, 807 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:39,237 more jobs and more pride. 808 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:42,207 Now, let's be honest. Who couldn't use a little of that nowadays? 809 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,709 I can't believe this. Come on, folks. 810 00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:47,913 The only thing that Earl Needman has ever cared about... 811 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:51,682 is fattening his wallet. [ Man ] That's right. 812 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:54,519 Now, if we vote to let him do this now, 813 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,122 we're losing something more important than any of us can imagine. 814 00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:59,757 And what would that, Mr. Palledorous? 815 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:02,493 - Our history. - [ Man ] Yeah. 816 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,965 And our future. How many of you grew up playing ball in that field? 817 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:09,734 [ Man ] I did. And how many of you... 818 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:13,338 are willing to take that opportunity away from your kids? 819 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:17,909 This man is, unless we stop him now. 820 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:21,312 [ Cheering, Chattering ] 821 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:35,260 Well, it, uh, seems we all have a lot to consider. 822 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:38,163 We'll reconvene next on July the second, 823 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:41,266 and we'll decide on this matter then, huh? 824 00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:45,336 Meeting adjourned. [ Chattering ] 825 00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:48,974 People, this is the chance of a lifetime. 826 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,510 Chance of a lifetime! People-- 827 00:46:52,577 --> 00:46:56,247 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 828 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,117 [ Echoing ] Chance of a lifetime-- 829 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:03,989 [ Echoing ] Tommy. 830 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:06,657 Wake up, darling. 831 00:47:06,724 --> 00:47:10,428 [ Groans ] What happened? You crashed after the game. 832 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:13,331 You've been asleep for a few hours now, but Lou's here to see you. 833 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,433 Lou? What's my agent doing here? [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 834 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,369 That's me. Lou. 835 00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,771 That's chump change. Call me back with the real deal. 836 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,840 I've got shoes that cost more than that. 837 00:47:22,908 --> 00:47:26,511 New York Yankees. The Big Apple, baby! 838 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:30,481 New York? But Tommy I took my residency here. 839 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:33,651 Babe, we're talking about the New York Yankees. 840 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:35,853 That's 3,000 miles away. 841 00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:38,990 Tommy is a money machine. The owners, they want to buy him, okay? 842 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:41,059 The fans, they want to pay to see him. 843 00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:43,194 He is what baseball should be-- 844 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:46,264 caps, T-shirts, memorabilia, cash just for signing your name. 845 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,799 They have these things called bobble-head dolls now. All right? 846 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:52,103 It's payday, and New York is the ticket. 847 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,772 That's the way it was, the way it always will be. 848 00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:57,842 Yankees! Yankees. 849 00:47:57,909 --> 00:48:00,411 They are making me the offer of a lifetime. 850 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:03,181 - I thought that's what I was doing. - [ Tapping ] 851 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,483 - Can you hear that? - Not now. 852 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:09,554 Tommy, this is us we're talking about. Baby, I love you. 853 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,589 Judy, no! [ Panting ] 854 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:14,492 [ Judy's Voice ] You're not gonna get another chance. 855 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:21,366 [ Tapping ] [ D.P. ] Tommy, wake up. 856 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:25,536 Tommy, you're gonna miss the chance of a lifetime. 857 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:28,339 Come on. Open it. 858 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:32,077 We're going to get that equipment you talked about. 859 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:35,313 - In the middle of the night? What's open? - Old Man Mertle's house. 860 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:38,216 - [ Q ] Yeah. - It sounds like breaking and entering. 861 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:40,685 - The place is abandoned. - Except for the treasure. 862 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,587 You want to stay on the right side of the law. 863 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:47,358 - [ Imitating Chickens ] - Told you he wouldn't go. 864 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,894 Come on. Let pretty boy here get his beauty sleep. 865 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,964 Go now, Tommy. You're not gonna get a second chance at this. 866 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,601 Hold on. I'll come. 867 00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,270 [ Thunder ] [ Two Ton ] Can somebody please tell me... 868 00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:01,506 why we didn't go over the back fence? 869 00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:05,576 [ Wok ] Because pushing your fat butt over could get real stinky. 870 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:09,314 [ D.P. ] So I heard that Mr. Mertle was once a great baseball player... 871 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:12,017 until he went blind after getting hit with a baseball in the head. 872 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,186 Legend has it that he has a secret stash of old baseball stuff. 873 00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:17,355 [ Tommy ] So whatever happened to Mr. Mertle? 874 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:21,192 Some say he just died. Others say he up and vanished. 875 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:24,629 Hit in the head with a baseball? Vanished? 876 00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:27,298 [ Thunder ] 877 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:34,472 - [ Two Ton ] Guys, I just saw something move. - Guys, it's just a house. 878 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:37,108 - If we're going to do this, let's do it. - What about the ghost? 879 00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:42,547 [ D.P. ] All right. Come on. Let's go. All right. Move! Move! Move! 880 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,583 [ All ] Shut up, D.P.! All right, move your butts. 881 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:49,354 - [ Wok ] Hey, check it out. - [ Roll ] Hercules? Who names their dog Hercules? 882 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,689 It was probably just some Chihuahua or something. 883 00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:54,692 You know how people name their dog just the opposite of what they are. 884 00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:57,728 [ Thunderclap ] 885 00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:01,032 - That must have been a grande Chihuahua, man. - ** [ Whistles ] 886 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,701 [ Thunder ] [ Boy ] Let's go. 887 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:12,577 This-- This is crazy, guys. That's it. I'm out of here. 888 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:17,182 Oh, come on. Don't be such a wuss. I thought we were a team. 889 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:19,517 All right, then. Go ahead, you're up. 890 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:24,789 I say we send in one of the little guys, kind of like a scout. 891 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,458 Since when does the shortest guy have to go first? 892 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,994 When the taller guys tell him to. 893 00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:32,997 - Speaking of short guys, where's Ryan? - [ Wok ] Yeah, where is he? 894 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:37,001 - Where is he? He was here? - [ All Screaming ] 895 00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:41,206 [ Barking ] 896 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,676 - It's Ryan! - Ohh! 897 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:49,314 - Gutsy move, kid. Pretty impressive. - [ Boy ] What was that for? 898 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:53,384 [ Tommy ] You guys check this floor. I'll check upstairs. 899 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:06,797 [ All Screaming ] 900 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,104 [ Exhales ] 901 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,450 That's a big baseball. 902 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:28,286 - [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming ] 903 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,888 That's not funny, you idiot! 904 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:35,593 Whoa! That's a big baseball. 905 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,577 [ Thunder ] 906 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:54,679 [ Both Scream ] 907 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:57,047 [ Both Sigh ] 908 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,217 You stay here. Yeah. 909 00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:02,253 I'm gonna check over there, okay? Yeah. 910 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:13,264 [ Squeaking ] 911 00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:15,333 - Bats! - Baseball bats? 912 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,836 No, bat bats! [ Squeaking ] 913 00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,705 [ Both Screaming ] 914 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:25,243 If I were something really important, 915 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:27,445 where would I be? 916 00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:35,986 [ Sighs ] Let's go, guys. Come on. 917 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:38,356 [ Thunder ] 918 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:42,693 [ Both Screaming ] 919 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,664 - There's nothing down there. - Except for bats. 920 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:51,035 [ Timber ] Baseball bats? [ Together ] No. Bats bats. 921 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,137 Oh, okay. There's nothing here, either. 922 00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:56,407 Yeah, this place is a bust. Hey, up there. Let's beat it. 923 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,676 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 924 00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,711 Come on, guys. 925 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:23,734 What is that? 926 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:27,405 My best guess would be a hole. 927 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:37,615 Bingo. 928 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:56,334 - I told you there's treasure in here. - This is treasure, all right. 929 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,804 But why leave it in such an obvious place? 930 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:02,840 [ Clunking, Creaking ] 931 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:09,880 I've got a bad feeling about this, guys. 932 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:11,982 What should we do? 933 00:54:12,049 --> 00:54:14,719 [ Together ] Run! 934 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:19,189 Hey, guys! 935 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,827 - [ Screaming ] - [ All Screaming ] 936 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:27,998 * Oh, it's getting so hard livin' with the things you do to me * 937 00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,701 [ Screaming ] Get it off! 938 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,571 * Oh, my dreams are getting so strange * 939 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:38,075 * I'd like to tell you everything I see * 940 00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:41,712 - Oh, no. - * Oh, I see a man in the back * 941 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,849 * As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun * 942 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,917 * And the girl in the corner Let no one ignore her * 943 00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:49,487 * 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one * 944 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:53,558 * Oh, yeah It was like lightning * 945 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:57,562 * Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing * 946 00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:02,467 * And they all started grooving * * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah * 947 00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:07,171 * And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz * 948 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:09,707 * And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya * 949 00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:13,110 * And it turned into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz * 950 00:55:13,177 --> 00:55:15,413 * Ballroom blitz * 951 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,717 * Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz * 952 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:31,962 * I'm reaching out for something * 953 00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:34,799 * Touching nothing's all I ever do * 954 00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:40,771 [ Rumbling ] * Oh, I softly call you over * 955 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:45,242 * When you appear there's nothing left of you * 956 00:55:45,309 --> 00:55:48,078 - * Uh-huh * - [ Screaming ] 957 00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:50,715 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah * 958 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:54,819 * And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz * 959 00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:59,924 * And the girl in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya * That's a big baseball. 960 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,798 * Ballroom blitz * 961 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,900 * Ballroom blitz ** [ D.P. ] You brought the ball? 962 00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:14,171 Of course. Then I think we've got everything. 963 00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:17,942 - We do now. This is the real treasure. - [ Two Ton ] Whoa. 964 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:22,680 [ D.P. ] Yeah, it's signed by all the '63 Dodgers. Koufax. Drysdale. 965 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:26,050 - Tommy Davis. - The whole team! 966 00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:29,353 - I say we sell it. - That's loco. - No, you loco. 967 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:32,222 - Imagine what you can get for this on eBay. - [ Together ] What bay? 968 00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:37,728 Nothing. I don't ever think we should ever sell this ball. I mean, it's why we found it. 969 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,130 Old man Mertle's trying to tell us something. 970 00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:43,668 - I think he's right, guys. - So what do you say? Deal? 971 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,236 [ All ] Deal! Our ball! 972 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:48,639 Our lucky charm. Our championship. 973 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:52,042 On three, guys. One, two, three! [ All ] Sandlots! 974 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,779 Yeah! Let's go! 975 00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,897 Now, I've seen it time and time again. 976 00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:15,432 Teams not playing up to their full potential. 977 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,568 - Time and time again? - I've been around, Wings. 978 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:20,605 Now, listen, the thing of it is, you guys could be good. 979 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:25,175 You guys got the stuff, but we're going to have to work on some basics, 980 00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:29,213 play heads-up ball, work together as a team, all right? 981 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,448 Yeah! All right. 982 00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:35,185 - Now just remember, baseball's more than just-- - Talent. 983 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:37,454 - Benny? - Benny! 984 00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:40,057 What's up, man? Hey! 985 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,459 Hey, man. Hey, how's it going? We missed you. 986 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:46,130 How's the ankle, man? Oh, it's okay. I figured instead of laying around the house... 987 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,899 I'd come out and see how the old sandlot gang is doing, right? 988 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:52,036 - Yeah! - What about you, Santorelli? 989 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:54,805 Seems like you've had a change of heart since a few days ago. 990 00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:57,474 I've seen some things, that's all. 991 00:57:57,542 --> 00:58:00,477 Yeah? Well, I'm glad. 992 00:58:00,545 --> 00:58:04,114 What do you say you take center field, then shag some fly balls? 993 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:09,453 I mean, that is, if there's room for more than one coach on this team. 994 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,091 [ Chuckles ] I'd say that's... boffanado! 995 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,160 [ All ] Yeah! 996 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:19,363 Here, let me take those for you. Ah, thanks, D.P. 997 00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,699 Thanks, Benny. 998 00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:23,801 Right here, Benny. Come on, Ben. 999 00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:25,936 All right, let's turn two! 1000 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:29,273 * In the summertime when the weather is high * 1001 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,942 * You can stretch right up and touch the sky * 1002 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,144 * When the weather's right you got women * 1003 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,747 * You got women on your mind * Turn two. 1004 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:39,650 Hit the cutoff. * Have a drink Have a drive * 1005 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:42,620 * Go out and see what you can find * 1006 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:46,290 * If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal * 1007 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,960 * If daddy's poor just do what you feel * 1008 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,462 * Speed along the lane Do a ton or a ton and 25 * 1009 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,165 Slide! There you go! 1010 00:58:55,232 --> 00:59:00,204 * When the sun goes down you can make it * Come on. Come on. 1011 00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:02,006 All right! * We're not gray people * 1012 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:03,808 * We're not dirty We're not mean * 1013 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:06,877 * We love everybody but we do as we please * 1014 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:09,346 * When the weather's fine we go fishing * 1015 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:12,116 [ Benny ] Okay. New plan. 1016 00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:14,484 * We're always happy Life's for living * 1017 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:18,355 * Yeah, that's our philosophy * 1018 00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:21,291 * Sing along with us Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee * 1019 00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:24,762 - * Da-da-da-da-da Yeah, we're happy happy * - Okay, try it again. 1020 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:28,799 - * Da-da-da-da-dah * - D.P., give me a target. 1021 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:31,902 - * Yeah, Da-dee-da-da-dah * - Yes! 1022 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,271 * Da-da-da-da-dah * 1023 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:36,741 * All right * 1024 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:39,576 ** [ Continues ] 1025 00:59:39,644 --> 00:59:41,879 Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig! 1026 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,415 All right, he was out. 1027 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,818 All right, so. Ear, chin, ear, chin. 1028 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:50,354 Slap, slap, slap. 1029 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:56,026 * When the winter's here Yeah, it's party time * 1030 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:59,396 * Bring a bottle It'll soon be summertime * 1031 00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:03,100 * And we'll sing again We'll be driving Or we maybe settle down ** 1032 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:06,570 Good jobs, you guys. All right, bring it in. Bring it in. 1033 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:09,406 ** [ Ends ] [ Groans ] 1034 01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:11,541 Nice catch. [ Chattering ] 1035 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:14,979 Yeah, that was-- that was so groovy. 1036 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:17,147 Well, what do you say, Santorelli? 1037 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:19,416 Think these guys are ready for the city tournament? 1038 01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:21,652 Yeah, I think they can bring it. 1039 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:23,754 - Bring it? What? - What? 1040 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:27,591 -What were we supposed to bring? -Home. Bring it home to the sandlot! 1041 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:30,961 - [ All ] Oh! - Not so fast, guys. 1042 01:00:31,028 --> 01:00:34,364 Squints! You can't be a real team without-- 1043 01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:36,500 Uniforms! Whoa! 1044 01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:38,969 Squints, they look perfect! 1045 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:41,405 - Far out. - Just like you. 1046 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,173 Here you go, kid. All, right. 1047 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,876 - Come on, guys, pick a number. - Whoa. 1048 01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:49,847 I've got seven! I've got first dibs on 12! 1049 01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:52,783 ** [ "Yankee Doodle" ] 1050 01:00:55,853 --> 01:01:00,991 Welcome one and all to the Valley Little League Baseball Tournament. 1051 01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:04,228 Yes, where all teams are invited, 1052 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:07,898 but only one team gets to take home this here trophy. 1053 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,634 So let's get to it. Play ball! 1054 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:12,636 [ All Shouting ] 1055 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:15,605 ** [ Rock ] Okay, guys. 1056 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:19,143 ** [ Continues ] 1057 01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:24,181 * Sixteen days on the road Yeah, that's all I need * 1058 01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:27,852 Come on, guys. Get back to the dugout. Come on. 1059 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:30,254 [ Two Ton ] Strike him out, Timber. 1060 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,456 * She rocked me down through F-L-A * [ Man ] Out! 1061 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:37,561 - * Sixteen days on the road * - [ Boy ] Come on, Ryan. Get it! 1062 01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:39,864 [ Man ] Out! 1063 01:01:39,930 --> 01:01:44,301 * Yeah, 16 days on the road We got it made * 1064 01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:49,539 - Come on, Tommy! - [ Cheering ] 1065 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:53,811 ** [ Continues ] 1066 01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:56,713 * Whiskey and smoke for breakfast * 1067 01:01:56,781 --> 01:02:00,217 * Keepin' them Southern boys proud * 1068 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:03,954 ** [ Continues ] Yeah, Tommy! 1069 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,223 * All the way to Savannah, G-A * 1070 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:09,226 Hey, that Santorelli kid, he ain't bad. Ain't bad? 1071 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:12,997 The kid's the best thing to happen to the sandlot since the day Benny conquered the beast. 1072 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:18,903 * Sixteen days on the road Yeah, we got it made * 1073 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:24,008 [ Two Ton ] Make way for Two Ton. 1074 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,210 Play ball! [ Woman ] All right, Two Ton. 1075 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:30,047 All right, Two Ton, bring Tommy home. 1076 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,116 Let's go. 1077 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,820 Strike one! 1078 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:48,065 [ Timber ] Keep going! Keep going! Keep going, keep going! 1079 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:51,836 * Days on the road Yeah, we got it made * 1080 01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:58,275 Down! Down! He's safe! 1081 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:05,883 - Nice! - Ohh! 1082 01:03:08,052 --> 01:03:10,754 * Whiskey and smoke breakfast * 1083 01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:14,358 * Keepin' them Southern boys proud * 1084 01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:17,461 ** [ Continues ] 1085 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:20,730 - Out! - [ Cheering ] 1086 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:24,869 * Sixteen days on the road Yeah, we got it made * 1087 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,304 That's two in a row. Two to go. 1088 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:30,340 We keep this up, we'll be playing Needman's team in the championships. 1089 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,576 With Tommy, I think we might actually have a shot. 1090 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,913 All right, fellows, good game. Get in the dugout, batting order. Let's go. 1091 01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:38,615 Hey, Chop. Any inside word on the city council vote? 1092 01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:42,386 Oh, yeah. Split right down the center every time. 1093 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:44,654 What's it going to take to get this thing behind us? 1094 01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:47,457 ** [ Continues ] 1095 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:51,528 * Yeah, you know I just can't stay * 1096 01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:57,634 * Sixteen days on the road Yeah, we got it made * 1097 01:03:57,701 --> 01:04:03,440 * Man, these days on the road Yeah, we got it made * 1098 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:09,513 * Well, man, these days on the road * Mom! Mom! We won! We won. 1099 01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:11,515 That's great, sweetheart. 1100 01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:14,618 ** [ Ends ] Honey, we have a visitor. 1101 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:19,023 Mr. Needman came by and has something very important to talk to you about. 1102 01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:24,294 I saw you play today. You've got a lot of potential, if you're on the right team. 1103 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,531 Needman. 1104 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:31,468 [ Projector Whirring ] 1105 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:34,471 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1106 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:37,007 Of course. 1107 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:43,948 [ Gavel Raps ] 1108 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:47,317 Mr. Chairman, have we come to a decision? 1109 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:52,022 Sadly, we have not. The vote was a dead tie every time we took it, 1110 01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:54,124 which brings us to a crossroads, I'm afraid. 1111 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:56,560 We will have to push this back until next quarter. 1112 01:04:56,626 --> 01:04:58,963 What? You can't do that! 1113 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:02,866 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute now. We have to act on this now. 1114 01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:05,869 [ Man ] Yes. I'm open to suggestions. 1115 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:09,806 - Why don't you just give it to my dad? He deserves it. - Shut up. 1116 01:05:09,873 --> 01:05:11,976 Well, Mr. Chairman, if I may, 1117 01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:16,813 I think I have a solution that would be the fairest way to settle this matter. 1118 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,883 I'd love to hear it. 1119 01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:22,686 Well, I'm not one to believe in miracles, 1120 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,956 but it appears Mr. Palledorous's Sandlot team... 1121 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:31,128 is playing my team in the All-Valley Championship Baseball Tournament. 1122 01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:34,031 Yes, we're all proud of our sandlot boys. 1123 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:36,366 I propose a challenge. 1124 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:42,239 If my team wins, we get to build and develop on the sandlot. 1125 01:05:42,306 --> 01:05:46,710 Mr. Palledorous's team wins, the sandlot stays. 1126 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:51,515 - I'm in for that. Hear, hear! - [ Chattering ] 1127 01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:55,685 All right. 1128 01:05:55,752 --> 01:05:59,089 We have no objections, if Mr. Palledorous will honor the challenge. 1129 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,891 Do it, Squints. The kids are playing great ball, 1130 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:05,529 and with Santorelli in center field, we can't be beat. 1131 01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:09,366 [ Chattering ] 1132 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,570 All right, Mr. Chairman. We accept the challenge. 1133 01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:15,672 [ Cheering ] 1134 01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:17,741 On one condition. 1135 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:22,746 The game for the sandlot is played on the sandlot. 1136 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:25,149 - [ Cheering ] - Done! 1137 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:30,920 [ Tommy ] So, you see, guys? I have no choice. 1138 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,856 I have to play for Needman. 1139 01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:35,959 I made the over-the-wall catch in the bottom of the ninth... 1140 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:38,128 to win the All-City Championship. 1141 01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:43,733 And Needman had the St. Agnus coach come to that game, and he saw the whole thing. 1142 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:48,205 So you see, it was because of that catch I got into St. Agnus Prep. 1143 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:52,676 Because of my years in St. Agnus, I got scouted and drafted in the first place. 1144 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:55,212 So I have to do it. 1145 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,581 I've got no other choice here. 1146 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,016 Plus my mom thinks it's the best thing for me. 1147 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:05,322 I can't risk my whole future for the sandlot, can I? 1148 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,062 Maybe you're the one who shouldn't speak for a while. 1149 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:14,564 You can talk? 1150 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:21,805 Hey, wait! Ryan! 1151 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,241 Hold on a sec! 1152 01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:27,577 Ryan. Hey, why did you do that? 1153 01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:32,949 You play with us, teach us all this great stuff about baseball, 1154 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:34,884 being a team, playing together. 1155 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:37,554 Now you're going to up and leave us? But I have to. 1156 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:40,090 You don't have to do nothing. You're a crock, man. 1157 01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:43,960 We looked up to you. You made us feel for the game, and it showed. 1158 01:07:44,027 --> 01:07:47,964 I thought we were showing you something too. Yeah? What's that? 1159 01:07:48,031 --> 01:07:50,734 Friendship, dummy. 1160 01:07:56,973 --> 01:08:00,110 - [ Baseball Bat Cracks ] - Yeah, get it, Tommy. 1161 01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:04,314 - Come on, Tommy! - Come on! Come on! 1162 01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:07,651 [ Boy ] What? Come on. [ Boy 1163 01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:15,159 Look, I don't know how you do things over there in Loserville, 1164 01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:18,162 but here we have a way of doing things. 1165 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:21,565 We hit the cutoff man. Do you understand me? 1166 01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:25,769 Just let me do what I have to do. Leave me alone, E.J. 1167 01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:29,038 Something wrong, Santorelli? I'm here, aren't I? 1168 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:31,541 Yeah, well, at the big championship game... 1169 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:34,178 I'm going to need you more than just here, you understand? 1170 01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:36,746 A lot of people counting on you, boy. 1171 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:39,716 I'll be fine. For your sake, I hope so. 1172 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:42,186 And the rest of you guys, you've all got to work harder. 1173 01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:45,755 I bet that other team is busting their butts trying to get ready for this game! 1174 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:50,827 - [ D.P. ] Oh! No way! - Seven jawbreakers, ladies and gentlemen! 1175 01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:53,963 - Whoa, good job, Two Ton. - He's gonna pop, guys! 1176 01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:57,467 [ All Screaming ] 1177 01:08:57,534 --> 01:09:01,805 You've got to lay off the jawbreakers, man. You're gonna put somebody's eye out. 1178 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:04,341 Hey, guys, shouldn't we be practicing for the big game? 1179 01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:07,244 Give me some more. I'm going for eight. 1180 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:10,046 [ D.P. ] Beat your own record. Put them in. 1181 01:09:10,113 --> 01:09:11,781 Go! Go! Put more. 1182 01:09:17,221 --> 01:09:19,789 Hey, sorry I'm late, buddy. Oh, Benny. 1183 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:23,227 You didn't have to come help. I'm sure you must have more important things to do. 1184 01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:25,262 Come on. What's more important than this? 1185 01:09:25,329 --> 01:09:28,398 Looks good. The old gang would be proud. 1186 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:31,134 [ Squints ] Hey, did you hear Ham is wrestling at the State Fair next month? 1187 01:09:31,201 --> 01:09:33,803 The old Hambino is still at it, huh? 1188 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:39,008 How's your knee? Ah, Doc says I'll probably be out for the rest of the season. 1189 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:41,945 I'm sorry, Benny. Hey, don't be. I'll be all right. 1190 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,981 Nothing like it, though, huh? 1191 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:48,218 Coming out to the old ball field, spending the summer with your friends, 1192 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:51,555 playing the sport you love. Yeah. 1193 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,990 Playing in the majors must be really great, huh? 1194 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,826 I was talking about you guys. 1195 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:03,767 [ Ryan's Voice ] Friendship, dummy. 1196 01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:09,306 So how's Wendy? Great. 1197 01:10:09,373 --> 01:10:13,377 - [ Benny ] Yeah? How many kids you got now? - Oh, four. 1198 01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:16,846 Bet they're keeping you busy. Yeah. 1199 01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:18,948 [ Sighs ] 1200 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:37,967 [ Sighs ] 1201 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,675 Hey. 1202 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:50,146 Why aren't you at the game? 1203 01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:52,849 I don't know if I should go. 1204 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,485 Why not? 1205 01:10:55,552 --> 01:10:57,987 Because I need to be here with you. 1206 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,259 Honey, come here. 1207 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:17,307 I'm so grateful to have such a wonderful son. 1208 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:22,045 Now you go play the game you love. 1209 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,614 I'll be here when you get back. 1210 01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:28,985 Good things happen to good people, Tommy. 1211 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:35,725 I'll come home as soon as the game's over. 1212 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:38,294 I promise. 1213 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:44,768 I love you, Mom. 1214 01:11:49,839 --> 01:11:52,942 [ Man ] I know. Exactly. That's the problem. Sit down. I saved a spot. 1215 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:55,879 This place is a disaster. 1216 01:11:57,447 --> 01:12:00,249 - This place is a gift. - What do you mean? 1217 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:04,954 I helped my dad measure this dump. We cream the ball, even you could hit a home run. 1218 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:07,791 [ Needman ] Let's go, guys. Go on. Get in here. Hustle up! Yeah! 1219 01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:11,528 So what are we going to do today? [ All ] Win! 1220 01:12:11,595 --> 01:12:15,799 That's right, and I'm gonna bulldoze this place first thing in the morning. 1221 01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:17,934 Hey, Bill! 1222 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,439 How are you doing? Better than a doubleheader on Sundays. 1223 01:12:22,506 --> 01:12:25,642 What do you got for me today? I got something good for you today. 1224 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:29,779 I hope it's better than that hair. Yeah. Yeah. E.J.! 1225 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,215 Come on over here. You remember E.J. Oh, absolutely. 1226 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:35,385 E.J., how are you doing? How could I forget? Nice to meet you. 1227 01:12:35,452 --> 01:12:38,187 Nice to meet you too. But how about that Santorelli kid I've been hearing about? 1228 01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:41,725 They tell me a lot about him. I want to see him. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, Tommy. 1229 01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:45,395 Come on over here. I've got somebody for you to meet. Hey, Tommy. How are you doing? 1230 01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:48,798 I've heard a lot about you. I've come to watch you play. I want to see what you can do. 1231 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:52,101 Yeah. E.J. here, he's been-- I've been practicing. 1232 01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:55,004 I've heard a lot about you too. Okay, well, I'm going to go warm up. 1233 01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:57,507 All right, Tommy. Nice to meet you. Nice seeing you. 1234 01:12:57,574 --> 01:13:01,478 I'm gonna go warm up. You won't be disappointed. All right. Yeah, I-- I hope not. 1235 01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,480 No. E.J., he's-- he's been improving, yeah. 1236 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:06,783 Yeah, well, he has great coaching. Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. 1237 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:09,352 Welcome to the Valley Little League Tournament championship game. 1238 01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:13,322 Ladies and gentlemen, will you please rise for our national anthem. 1239 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:17,427 ** [ "Star-Spangled Banner" ] 1240 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,155 ** [ Ends ] Let's do this! 1241 01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:50,026 Dork. [ Boy ] All right. Let's go. Let's cream these losers. 1242 01:13:56,232 --> 01:13:59,869 [ Whispering ] Good luck. 1243 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,705 They'll be sorry they were ever born. 1244 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,007 I still can't believe he'd play for Needman! 1245 01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:07,343 I knew he was a traitor all along. So duplicitous. 1246 01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:12,816 Man, we are so dead. Not only did we lose Tommy, but we're minus a player. 1247 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:15,284 All right, guys, listen up-- I've got something to say. 1248 01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:17,987 - What? - Did Ryan just speak? 1249 01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:21,224 I've been around you guys for a long time. 1250 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:25,629 One thing I know is that Benny's right. You guys love baseball. 1251 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:30,166 You eat, drink and sleep baseball, but nothing compares to playing it. 1252 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:33,670 If we give up now, well, you can say good-bye to the sandlot forever. 1253 01:14:33,737 --> 01:14:36,305 - But you don't-- - Zip it, tubby! 1254 01:14:36,372 --> 01:14:38,608 It's my turn to talk. 1255 01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:41,778 Tommy taught us a lot about baseball skills. 1256 01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:45,649 Instead of being mad at him, let's show him exactly what he failed to learn from us-- 1257 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:48,552 how to play the game we love. 1258 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:55,725 I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to lose this field to a bunch of butt-faces. 1259 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:59,629 - The mouth on that kid. - So what are we gonna do today, boys? 1260 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:02,999 - We're gonna win! - That's right. 1261 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:13,442 All right, guys. 1262 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:16,613 What he said. Everybody in. 1263 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:21,585 - Yeah! - [ All ] One, two, three! Sandlots! 1264 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:28,091 -I need to talk to you, Needman. -Hey, isn't that that Santorelli kid? 1265 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:30,627 I thought he was on the Sandlot team. 1266 01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:34,698 It ain't over till the fat lady sings. 1267 01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:39,002 Oh. Oh, uh, sorry. [ Chuckles ] 1268 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:43,339 Take your position, Santorelli. You can tell me after the game. But I need to talk to you! 1269 01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:47,110 Yeah! Whoo! 1270 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:53,650 Are you deaf, son? Move it. Now! 1271 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,222 - Santorelli! - What is he doing? 1272 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,958 Where are you going? I told you your position. 1273 01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:07,897 Wait! What are you doing, boy? Son, you do not want to do this. 1274 01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:10,333 - What do you want? - I want to win. 1275 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,201 Yeah, so do we. 1276 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:15,639 Get lost, Tommy. Yeah, vamoose. We don't need you. 1277 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:18,474 Look, I made a mistake. 1278 01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:22,378 - I'm sorry. - What are you saying? 1279 01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:27,917 I made a deal to play for Needman's team, because I thought it was my destiny. 1280 01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:30,419 This isn't the part where you go off about the Dodgers, 1281 01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:33,489 the Hall of Fame and your smoking-hot girlfriends, is it? 1282 01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:38,895 No. This is that part where I throw that all away to do what's right. 1283 01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:42,265 Play ball with my friends. 1284 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:45,001 What did I say? That is, if you'll have me. 1285 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:52,575 Look, I would rather lose a game with my real team... 1286 01:16:52,642 --> 01:16:55,378 than win one for all the wrong reasons. 1287 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,313 You made a bad mistake. 1288 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:02,752 We're not gonna lose. 1289 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,590 Take off that ridiculous uniform and get out ready to bat. 1290 01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:10,026 Thanks, Tommy. 1291 01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:16,232 Son, you had me going there. [ Chuckles ] 1292 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:20,103 What are you doing? Now, that is not the right decision to make there, boy. 1293 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:23,139 Hey, Earl. 1294 01:17:23,206 --> 01:17:25,474 I won't be needing this anymore. 1295 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:28,277 [ Man ] Whoa! [ Cheering ] 1296 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:31,781 Hey, good thing I didn't throw this away. 1297 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:33,983 Great to have you back, Tommy. [ All ] Yeah! 1298 01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:37,053 Son, you can kiss St. Agnus good-bye. 1299 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,323 Yeah, and that's not the half of it. 1300 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:43,392 - We're gonna play ball or what? - [ All ] Yeah! 1301 01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:45,795 Let's play ball. 1302 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:50,299 All right. Let's go! 1303 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:53,336 [ Wok ] Nice hit, Tommy. 1304 01:17:53,402 --> 01:17:57,606 * Well, beat the drum and hold the phone * 1305 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,676 * The sun came out today * 1306 01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:04,280 - * We're born again * - Oh, get under it! Get under it! 1307 01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:07,450 [ Clanking ] 1308 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:10,053 - Yeah, I got it! - * Rounding third and headed for home * 1309 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:13,422 * It's a brown-eyed handsome man * 1310 01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:17,593 * Anyone can understand the way I feel * This way! No, that way! No-- 1311 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,729 What are you doing? He's out of there! 1312 01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:22,799 * Oh, put me in, Coach * 1313 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:27,036 * I'm ready to play Today * 1314 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:29,672 * Put me in, Coach * 1315 01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:34,077 Safe! * I'm ready to play Today * 1316 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:37,246 - * Look at me I can be * - Out! 1317 01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:38,982 * Center field * 1318 01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:47,590 Come on, Sandlots! * Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine * 1319 01:18:47,656 --> 01:18:51,594 - * Watchin' it from the bench * - Yeah! Go! Go! 1320 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:55,398 * You know I took some lumps when the mighty Casey struck out * 1321 01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:57,834 You're out! 1322 01:18:57,901 --> 01:18:59,969 * So Say Hey Willie * Whoo! You can do it! 1323 01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:03,907 * Tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio * 1324 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:08,845 * Don't say it ain't so You know the time is now * 1325 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,182 * Oh, put me in, Coach * 1326 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:17,653 * I'm ready to play Today * 1327 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,856 * Put me in, Coach * 1328 01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:24,060 * I'm ready to play Today * 1329 01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:27,931 * Look at me I can be * 1330 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:30,133 - * Center field * - Safe! 1331 01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:33,336 - Let's go, boys! - * Oh, put me in, Coach * 1332 01:19:33,402 --> 01:19:38,574 - * I'm ready to play Today * - Safe! 1333 01:19:38,641 --> 01:19:43,546 - Come on, Two Ton! - * Put me in, Coach I'm ready to play, today * 1334 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:47,416 * Look at me I can be * 1335 01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:50,353 - * Oh, put me in, Coach * - Are you okay? 1336 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:54,790 * I'm ready to play Today * Man, you're out. 1337 01:19:54,858 --> 01:19:59,762 * Put me in, Coach I'm ready to play * 1338 01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:03,132 * Today Look at me * 1339 01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:06,769 * Gotta be center field ** - Out! 1340 01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:09,372 Yeah! 1341 01:20:15,378 --> 01:20:17,280 ** [ Ends ] 1342 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:23,152 [ Timber ] Come on, Tommy! Send it to the North Pole. 1343 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:27,556 [ Boy ] Hit a homer, Tommy! Got a man on! 1344 01:20:27,623 --> 01:20:29,825 Walk him, son. 1345 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,998 - But, Dad-- - You do what I say. 1346 01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:39,435 Hey, Needman. You really going to put the tying run in scoring position? 1347 01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:43,506 Hey, Rodriguez, you coach your team and I'll coach mine, all right? 1348 01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:47,176 But, Dad-- I mean, Coach, I can take this guy. 1349 01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:49,245 Time. 1350 01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:56,852 I can get him out. Son, it is too risky. 1351 01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:01,390 Look, I got him down. This punk can't hit the outside pitch. 1352 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:05,261 I promise you he's all mine. No, E.J. 1353 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:08,664 You always said a Needman never backs down from a fight. 1354 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:12,168 Yeah? Well, I'm not backing down. 1355 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:17,006 All right, but if you're wrong, 1356 01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:20,910 your new 10-speed bike is going in the wood chipper, you understand me? 1357 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:22,878 Two words: wood chipper. 1358 01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:25,614 Play ball! 1359 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:34,023 Strike one! 1360 01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:37,093 Good pitch, pitcher. 1361 01:21:46,369 --> 01:21:50,173 Strike two! 1362 01:21:56,579 --> 01:22:00,449 - Come on, boy. - Don't worry about it, Tommy. 1363 01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:21,837 - [ Cheering ] - [ Man ] Foul ball! 1364 01:22:21,904 --> 01:22:24,873 [ Groaning ] 1365 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,976 [ Boy ] Nice try, Tommy. 1366 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:28,944 Come on! Put it through his kitchen! 1367 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:33,149 Go, Tommy! 1368 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:36,652 Hey, Santa, is that the North Pole out there? 1369 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:42,125 [ Boy ] Go, Santa! 1370 01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:50,599 That's it, E.J. You got him just where you want him. 1371 01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:57,240 [ Scoffs ] You're out of here. 1372 01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:00,076 So is this next pitch. 1373 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:18,794 - Run! Run! Run! - [ Glass Shattering ] 1374 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:21,630 [ Cheering ] 1375 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,133 I loved that 10-speed! 1376 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:34,743 Three more outs-- And the sandlot is saved. 1377 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:41,650 [ Tommy ] This is it, guys. Three outs and the sandlot's ours forever. 1378 01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:47,590 One more thing. We're gonna use this ball this inning for luck, remember? 1379 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:50,726 Okay. On three! 1380 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:56,199 [ Together ] One, two, three! Sandlots! Let's go! 1381 01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:05,007 Hey, batter. You've got some... 'sup on your shoe. 1382 01:24:05,074 --> 01:24:09,078 - What's 'sup? - Oh, I-I don't know. What's up with you? 1383 01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:13,082 - Strike three! - I-- I wasn't ready! 1384 01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:15,084 [ Man ] Out! 1385 01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:17,553 What? I was gonna hit a homer! 1386 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:21,224 Get out of my way. You were suppose to walk. 1387 01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:23,592 I swing if I want to swing. 1388 01:24:25,794 --> 01:24:30,433 - [ Exhales ] - [ Boy ] All right, guys, let's go. 1389 01:24:32,235 --> 01:24:36,805 - Keep your eye on the ball. - [ Wok ] Strike him out! 1390 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:42,845 - You're out! - Nice! 1391 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:46,949 Sucker. Two out, guys! 1392 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:49,017 Two out. 1393 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:52,087 Okay, one more out and the sandlot lives. 1394 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:55,691 [ Boy ] One more out! Get 'em, E.J. 1395 01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,326 You're not number one for nothing. 1396 01:24:57,393 --> 01:25:00,095 Like father, like son. Out of my way, dork. 1397 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:05,033 Hey, what's that I smell? [ Sniffs ] 1398 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:08,271 Come on, E.J.! Oh, it's just Needman! 1399 01:25:08,337 --> 01:25:11,574 [ Boy ] Don't strike out! 1400 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,876 All right, Timber. It's okay, Timber. 1401 01:25:17,513 --> 01:25:21,617 [ Wok ] Come on, Timber. 1402 01:25:27,923 --> 01:25:30,393 Time! 1403 01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:35,864 - [ Crowd Groans ] - [ Woman ] Come on! 1404 01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:42,571 He's just scared, Timber. Give him the heat. 1405 01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:48,143 Let's go, Timber! Time's a-wasting. 1406 01:25:59,121 --> 01:26:01,690 Just throw it right in there. Bring him the heat. Show him some heat! 1407 01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:29,818 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1408 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:44,867 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1409 01:26:56,011 --> 01:26:59,882 [ Screaming ] 1410 01:27:04,152 --> 01:27:06,622 Yeah! That's my boy! Yeah! 1411 01:27:15,364 --> 01:27:17,766 - [ Man ] Yeah! - [ Cheering ] 1412 01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,168 Batter out! What? 1413 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,438 Look! What are you talking about? He caught the ball. 1414 01:27:22,505 --> 01:27:24,907 It touched no ground. He's out! 1415 01:27:30,513 --> 01:27:33,382 - Yeah, guys! - Tommy! 1416 01:27:33,449 --> 01:27:35,651 Nice catch, kid. 1417 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,936 Geez! 1418 01:27:56,004 --> 01:28:00,142 We're, uh, not going to have a situation here, are we, Earl? 1419 01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:03,879 'Cause, uh, we don't want a situation. 1420 01:28:03,946 --> 01:28:06,582 Yeah, Sandlot! 1421 01:28:06,649 --> 01:28:09,585 Whoo! Yeah, all right! 1422 01:28:09,652 --> 01:28:12,388 [ Grunts ] You were right about that Santorelli kid. 1423 01:28:12,455 --> 01:28:14,590 He's gonna be an all-star. 1424 01:28:14,657 --> 01:28:17,426 What about that deal with my son? He's quite the athlete, huh? 1425 01:28:17,493 --> 01:28:21,997 I'm not looking for athletes. I'm looking for ballplayers, and I just found one. 1426 01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:26,802 [ Cheering ] Guys! Guys! Guys! 1427 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:29,037 It's been the best game of my life. 1428 01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:31,540 Yeah. Yeah. Obviously. 1429 01:28:31,607 --> 01:28:34,910 But I've got to go. What? We just won the big game. 1430 01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:37,546 At least stick around for the fireworks and the trophy ceremony. 1431 01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:41,484 [ All ] Yeah! I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. 1432 01:28:41,550 --> 01:28:43,886 I gotta go see my mom. 1433 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,938 [ Squints ] Hey, guys. 1434 01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:05,841 I think Benny's got something to say to you. Oh, yeah. 1435 01:29:05,908 --> 01:29:08,944 Uh, I think there's something over there that belongs to you guys! 1436 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,480 [ All ] Yeah! 1437 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:14,750 Wow! We did it! 1438 01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:21,857 The sandlot's been saved! 1439 01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:39,608 You always knew how to make me proud. 1440 01:29:39,675 --> 01:29:41,710 [ Labored Breathing ] 1441 01:29:41,777 --> 01:29:43,846 [ Tap On Glass ] [ Ryan ] Tommy. 1442 01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:54,389 - Tommy, you forgot this. - What are you doing here? 1443 01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:57,159 You're going to miss the trophy ceremony and the fireworks! 1444 01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,763 [ Fireworks Exploding ] Who cares? This belongs to you. 1445 01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:17,179 - I think he's waking up, Doctor. - [ Man ] Welcome back. 1446 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,882 What happened? Where am I? 1447 01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:22,084 You're at Cedars-Sinai, Tommy. 1448 01:30:22,150 --> 01:30:24,520 When I, uh, heard you took a pitch to the head in practice, 1449 01:30:24,587 --> 01:30:27,490 I raced over here to check in on you. 1450 01:30:27,556 --> 01:30:30,125 Q? No one's called me that in years. 1451 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,498 Oh, I had-- I had the strangest dream. 1452 01:30:35,564 --> 01:30:39,668 - Hey, he's awake, everyone. - Well, who's here? 1453 01:30:39,735 --> 01:30:42,404 Are you kidding? More like who isn't. 1454 01:30:42,471 --> 01:30:46,108 - Hey, there's my boy! - Benny, what are you doing here? 1455 01:30:46,174 --> 01:30:49,778 - What? A manager can't visit his favorite player? - His favorite what? 1456 01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:55,017 Yeah, you know, the guys have been here almost every day. You know, just checking in. 1457 01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:58,386 - They were really worried about their captain. - Captain? 1458 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:01,724 - How could you scare me like that, you silly man. - Judy? 1459 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:04,593 I'm glad to see you recognize your own wife. 1460 01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:15,070 I-- I missed you so much. I'm sorry that I ever left you. 1461 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:19,007 What are you talking about? When I went to New York to play for the Yankees. 1462 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:22,077 [ Benny ] Hey, pal. You never played for the Yankees. 1463 01:31:22,144 --> 01:31:24,913 You've been a Dodger your whole career. 1464 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:29,718 Hey, he may be a little groggy, but don't worry, Judy. He'll be fine. 1465 01:31:29,785 --> 01:31:33,789 Remember, honey? You chose to stay with me in L.A. 1466 01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:37,125 I did? Yeah. Yeah, you did. 1467 01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:43,766 Heather. Oliver. Daddy's awake. 1468 01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:47,135 We-We have ki-- Daddy! Daddy, you're awake! 1469 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:49,905 Oh, we have kids. 1470 01:31:49,972 --> 01:31:54,176 Hey. Hey, boy. Daddy, I was so worried about you. 1471 01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:03,518 Looks like this old ball still has some luck in her yet, huh, buddy? 1472 01:32:03,586 --> 01:32:05,921 Ryan? 1473 01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,857 Do you realize how many calls we get every day asking about you? 1474 01:32:08,924 --> 01:32:13,328 - Calls? - Yeah. On my sports radio show. 1475 01:32:13,395 --> 01:32:15,698 Hey, some of the guys want to come in and say hi. 1476 01:32:27,109 --> 01:32:30,245 [ Thinking: Boys' Voices ] All right, Tommy! 1477 01:32:32,781 --> 01:32:37,552 It's just like you said, Mom. Good things to good people. 1478 01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:45,227 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1479 01:32:47,162 --> 01:32:51,033 Tommy Santorelli-- 14-time all-star, 1480 01:32:51,099 --> 01:32:55,003 three-time World Series champion, M.V.P. of two of them. 1481 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:59,207 But, uh, that's not the only reason he's going straight to Cooperstown. 1482 01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:04,747 Tommy could be the most loved player, teammate and leader the game's ever seen. 1483 01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:07,616 Having played his entire career for the Dodgers, 1484 01:33:07,683 --> 01:33:11,620 Tommy turned down big money offers from other teams over the years. 1485 01:33:11,687 --> 01:33:16,358 But the thing he treasures most to this day is saving the sandlot. 1486 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:19,928 [ Tommy ] Forever.